*sinon was in bed Bord and in her bra and looked at her belly and thought "What if I got fat?" So she called Kirito told him what was going on and he said sure even to not knowing what to think about it*
Sinon: hey Kirito
Kirito: heey sinon
Sinon: So... Did you bring them
Kirito: ugggggg girls *I pull out a bag of éclairs*
Sinon: yaaaaaay *I grab the bag and eat all of them and my belly bloats out reallly fast* Urrrrrrrrrp oh my... I like it... Let's do this to silica... And Liz... And Yuuki and everyone
Kirito: what NO THIS HAS GONE TO FAR SINON
Sinon: oh? Fine then *I knock out Kirito and tie him up* Bye... Kirito >:-)